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It all begins with a spark of inspiration, followed by hours of daydreaming, sketching out designs, planning plant combinations, and working through the practicalities of ‘how-to’. From there, ideas take shape through action, sometimes ‘manic’ action - in keeping with my Manic Botanic ‘handle’ - and sometimes peppered with deep bouts of procrastination! This page is my weekly blog, detailing what’s going on in my garden that week. If you sign up to my free newsletter, you’ll receive these blog posts direct to your inbox every Sunday to browse at your leisure.
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Defeating Satan’s root ball
I’ve amended the list of ‘shittiest garden jobs ever’ and we have a new leader!
I have a dream. A stupid one…but a dream nevertheless.
Sensible decision making when it comes to animals is not part of my DNA.
The Husband makes a tactical error he’ll live to regret
A husband should never dare his wife to write a Substack article after a disagreement….
In the Olympics of self- deception, I always win
When the seed catalogue arrives in the mail, I experience a sudden loss of control….
Things I did not know
I didn’t know lots of things when I first started out on this gardening lark.
I want better pests
Other countries have better pests than New Zealand. Why couldn’t we have some? I REALLY want a squirrel.
The holiday home I no longer want (and couldn’t afford anyway)
I always dreamed of having a holiday home. Now I don’t want one.
The appearance of competence
The great thing about gardening is that you can hide your failures.
There are people who have gardens and then there are gardeners
There are people who have gardens and then there are gardeners.
Gardening with children is supposed to be magical
There was the vision….and then there’s the reality.
Memorable menopausal moments
When ‘menopause brain’ gets you down, just read this. You’ll feel less stupid.
The Latin name confidence trap
It’s all very well trying to sound intellectual, but it all comes tumbling down when your tongue betrays you….
Do as I say, not as I do
When I tell you what to do in the garden each week, feel free to ignore me completely. I often do.
I can’t say for certain where this ends
I’ve developed an intense obsession with this particular item….
The Gods of Gardening are a determined bunch
The Gods of Gardening have definitely got it in for me.
I won the genetic lottery
Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. On this? I’m definitely a winner.
Deeply unsuitable language for a lady
There are times in life when one simply MUST express oneself forcefully….